Most travelers know by the time you get to Phenix City to begin using Eastern Time. #ThemCounties

Quicksand is not a thirst trap.

Swagg is not the capital of Randolph County, Alabama, promotional items. #ThemCounties

The great great cuckoo-dove dive did not occur in the depths of the New Guinea mangroves.

General practitioners were not once referred to as Jeep Doctors.

Rod Serling is not credited with the "Solar Terminator" series (and frankly, neither is James Cameron).

Eric Burdon never sang commercial jingles for Garanimals.

The Heptakomotes were not the creators of the honey trap.

The town of Orion was not relocated in Pike County, Alabama, as a result of proper motion. #ThemCounties

Party-poopers are doing some amazing things with the city limit signs for Party City.

Yes, some do go gangbusters at doorbusters.

The cult of Serapis does not identify him as a sexpot.

Soda jerky does not pop during the drying process.

Some metrication opposition pointed out the conflict with poetic meter described as a sequence of feet.

Imponant people are not those from the east.