Pickens County, Alabama, boasted a coal fire since around 1871. #ThemCounties

The Southampton Six, when seen from above, are not confused with the Northampton Nine.

Penguin nuggets are not available near the Freycinet Peninsula.

Jack and Jill's activity seldom rhymed with acclivity.

Arguing with augurs was for the birds.

A bell, bow-tie, ball and boot are not tokens on McDonaldland Monopoly.

Bix Beiderbecke did not compose music at his Davenport desk.

No crusty geologist referred to the Perry County, Alabama, meteorite as the "potato au gustin". #ThemCounties

A vaccine of female oxen is no bull.

Few want to get kissed when standing under dung on a twig.

The crew of "Throwdown! with Bobby Flay" were quick to never film episodes on Opposite Day.

Serapis was not the god of potluck suppers.

Chevron Corporation did not include the Latin phrase "Efficia fretum quietum" on its greenmailings.

Masochists do not necessarily get their pleasure from machicolations.

Even novice aromachologists know the difference between the smell of cod and code smell.