Alphabits never discontinued the cereal comma.

One shape Frances Vorne did not affect was Boy's surface.

No examples of the Twin paradox surfaced in Marion County, Alabama. #ThemCounties

Military buglers don't have a special call for Product Recall.

No ex cathedra proclamations have been issues from the Pope of Marengo County, Alabama. #ThemCounties

Lady Elaine Fairchilde never had a cameo in a Punch and Judy show.

No community in Madison County, Alabama, calls itself the arugula city. #ThemCounties

Few play the nasal scales by ear on piano.

Even Macon County, Alabama, has a little Texas within its boundaries. #ThemCounties

The Battle of New Cartilage did not occur at a prominent bridge during the Second Punic War.

Medieval staircases were not built going downward to account for the defender’s gravity.

The shortest furlong is not in Myanmar.

Astorre Baglioni found the wrong way to get ahead in the Ottoman Empire.

Mythologization of solar deities did not involve offering squirrel bait.

Few Cantonese restaurants offer lotteries encouraging "win some, dim sum".