The Ramani, or Rama people, do not have an origin story involving a llama named denng-dong.

Some dolphins in the Gulf of Corinth stick out like a sore thumb.

None of Enkidu's spicier dreams included the House of Cinnadust.

Our Toast and Reruns man says one will likely find few headwaters sport dandruff.

Jefferson County, Alabama, did not try to corner the market on heavy skyscrapers. #ThemCounties

Most Belgians do not offer asparagus to manneken pis.

Some bar rock fans in Narooma, Australia, know they can't see Tasmania.

John Kinzie's remains in Chicago's City Cemetery were moved due to concerns bodies could contaminate the city's water supply - but it was water under the bridge.

Old English speakers did not run to not be overheard.

Slip ’N Slide and Boogie Boards are not advocates for summer luge during the Olympic Games.

Hollywood does not come from Hollytrees in Jackson County, Alabama. #ThemCounties

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The Argyrias are not an all-female Blue Man Group type of musicians.

The Book of Esker is not read during the festival of Purim.

The largest Hängegrundsysem Festival outside Sweden is not in Manila's Paniklop district.