Phil Campbells converge on Franklin County, Alabama, regularly. #ThemCounties

Aquarius is the not the most #sozzly astrological sign in the zodiac. #DoubleLetterFun

Leroy Anderson never conducted Fiddle Faddle for the Kennedy White House.

Serapis was not known to bitch the pot.

The Swedish Fish Mafia did not profer salmiak via umiak.

Alexander Leslie did not announce the angle of repose of his reputed crooked stile.

History basically did not record the ancient Egyptian worship of the Cult of Hara Ra.

Wingu is not a version of a Chinese drum native to Fayette County, Alabama. #ThemCounties

#Bambaiyya ducks don't necessarily eat Bombay duck. #DoubleLetterFun

The ancient Roman road Via Getty was often marked by water.

Maxwell Street polishing differs from Maxwell Street buffering.

Roy G. Biv was never stoned in Vinicunca.

Maurice Williams never performed Tierkreis with the Wends.

An attack by the puppet people helped with the nocturnal watergate complex.

Yes, coats bend in Etowah County, Alabama, but so do pants and they didn't make that big a deal out of it. #ThemCounties