Even vexillologists cannot control their wives who love to put the flags out.

Translocation of soul amylum does not mean to take it to the root - one, two, three, or four times.

Ari Aracari was not the mascot for Kellogg's Gruit Loops cereal.

Royal touch typing did not cure tendinosis.

Broecks seldom go up to eleven in in DeKalb County, Alabama. #ThemCounties

Nurture abhors a #vacuum. #DoubleLetterFun

Now more than ever "now more than ever" is lazy writing.

Few perineums act as a proscenium.

E.B. White did not feature Charlotte in a cobweb plot.

Chicago Opera Theater did not rebrand it's production of Desprez and Cellier's "The Carp" as "The Copi" for aesthetic reasons.

Polycarp's paraph was not a many-sided ichthys.

The bridges of Dallas County, Alabama, are not known as Marian junctions. #ThemCounties

Norway spent to centuries #tittivating Old Tjikko. #DoubleLetterFun

Unlike Neapolitan, Triplice Copia ice cream is flavored vanilla, banana, and strawberry.

The Wends never cried Mary.