Henry and Richard Bloch never considered the mortuary business to cover both ends of the 'death and taxes' idiom.

Beware of alms-drinking and alms-driving.

There are not 70 arc minutes on a compact disc

A nipcheese did not hoard Cheese Nips.

On this day in 1954, nothing happened.

The man from U.N.C.L.E. never visited Pismire Island.

Robert Willan did not create dermatologists from scratch.

The chupacumbra is not the goat-shaped shadow seen during eclipse.

One may believe Mr. Coffee passed the great filter; Mrs. Tea, not as such.

Unfiltered camels do not carry unfiltered water in their humps.

Jarabe Topo Chico is not known as the Mexican mole dance.

Our Toast and Reruns man believes no commercials exist of the Hamburglar using hamburger helper.

A grasp is not the collective name for a group of Muppets.

Lucky Charms never featured marbit in the shape of the Trix rabbit's foot.

A decadence is not a ruling body of ten people who are slow to comprehend something.