Mel Brooks bested Walter Raleigh by actually completing History of the World, Part II.

No one claimed the sixth little piggy had scrofula.

Girl Scouts calendars did not feature pictures of cookies.

Shrewd cardinals know better than to elect a large number of antipopes.

The Germanic Angles did not inspire the Crooked House of Lavenham, England.

One likely will not find pins, knuckles, and leaves on a stone hinge.

Female Moomins were not Wimmins.

Paul Simon's "I Am A Rock" is not an ode to visual agnosia.

Khaki University is not a fraternity-only higher educational institution.

Kafka, Franz, and Ollie were not puppet playwrights.

Pardon my French, but Jane Martin's "Talking With..." was not given the French title Les Chaterestre following translation.

Few editors had a bird's eye view of The Alphabet of Sriracha.

Few refer to improper fraction as fat fractions in modern math classes.

None of the ZIP codes in Coosa County, Alabama, are Carmichael numbers. #ThemCounties

Bill Justice was not drawn to #Chippendalism. #DoubleLetterFun