The customer is often always left, too.

There were no mass paths on the stations of the cross.

Few weather idioms take into account a tequila sunset.

Adam and Eve were not naked in the Big Apple.

John Scarne never carded the old woman living in the shoe.

It's not a stretch to believe the Republic of #Booza lasted only a few years. #DoubleLetterFun

The mark of Cain is not a form of livestock branding on Conecuh County, Alabama, sausages. #ThemCounties

3D Indiana is not a life-size printed version of the U.S. state.

Callipygian architects did not specialize in abutments.

AOL backwards is "Laugh Out Aloud".

One likely should not cook with cannula oil.

John R. Brinkley was not born and did not die during the Year of the Goat on the Chinese calendar (he died one year early).

"Tootemastubbe and Itawamba" was not the Colbert County, Alabama, version of "Tristan and Iseult". #ThemCounties

#Avicenna did not include noncanonical humorous members in his Canon of Medicine. #DoubleLetterFun

The Suffolk Bang is not an alternative theory about the expansion of Ipswich.