The Suffolk Bang is not an alternative theory about the expansion of Ipswich.

Chaise longue lizards never leapt from - or fainted onto - a couch.

A reminder for protest organizers: we do not march forth this Sunday.

It is best to not flog a dead horse midstream.

Charles Burt helped bankroll the American Engraving Society.

Performances of Toccata and Feague in A minor are mostly illegal.

Pipe dreams seldom involve pipe cleaners, dang it.

Sunday carvery leftovers are not usually in relief.

Lyle’s Golden Syrup drew the line at 141 years.

One can find Java in Coffee County, Alabama - but not a ton of roe. #ThemCounties

Gamma rhythms are twice as slow as the #digamma rhythms. #DoubleLetterFun

Tractor Supply Company does not sell tractoration supplies.

Ancient Romans did not cite the year AD 40 as the "largest outside".

Water is laughingly referred to by some as an aerobie digester.

Should Jack fall down and break its crown in Clayton, England, residents would likely mill around Jill.