In space, no one can hear your Wilhelm.

She was living in a Cenozoic world and she was a Cenozoic girl.

Jean-Baptiste de Châteaubrun was never quoted as saying he was wrapped up in his work.

Legends of Venus's ingrown toenails morphing into onyx get off on the wrong foot.

Conrad Reed did not wear a Carolina gold belt.

No Burns supper serves an address to the deviled egg.

No one ever claimed to assault Shakers in a salt cellar.

#JJ coupling has little to do with brassiere measurement. #DoubleLetterFun

It's thought during Halloween in Cleburne County, Alabama, more people Trickem than Treatem. #ThemCounties

Dandriff does not stand on the shoulders of giants.

The seven noses of Soho did not belong to dwarves.

Diaminomaleonitrile just wishes it could be your lover.

Dustin Hoffman was not the original choice to receive his Tootsie role.

In geometry, the dischord of a circle is not a straight line segment whose endpoints lie somewhere with the boundaries of the circumference.

Ringed doughnut bakers in London did not shout "wimble done" to inform customers of their completed wares.