George Thornton was not allowed to blow holes in Cardiff.

Scotch bonnets are not swept with Scots brooms.

Armchair critics of the Mango cult were not referred to as amchur critics.

The legend Marathon, Greece, is a place full of finials is likely ludicrous.

Friedrich Ludwig Jahn was not known to pommel a dead horse.

James Henry Greathead was not the first to recommend tubes not be tied.

Most midwestern farmers do not believe you can water magnetic fields for better crop yields.

The economy of Kilchberg, Switzerland, prefers to not go 40 days without Lindt.

No post-duodecim day of Christmas featured anyone a-loffeing.

Our Toast and Reruns man says most people who steal clocks will face time.

To date, no one has seen the tooth fairy yielding a leiomano.

Lineville contributes to some of the line segments across Clay County, Alabama. #ThemCounties

Doughnut makers seldom roll tori through #torii. #DoubleLetterFun

The Great White Way did not celebrate boxing in Times Square, which wasn't a boxing ring, either.

A perkin triangle does not dry the merkin triangle.