Apostrophes are not high commas, and commas are not depressed apostrophes.

The Dystles' Creed did not promote food waste, especially bread.

Ruby (Rubrum) and Carl (Caeruleum) are not the name of the astrological Pisces.

Few enjoyed sponge diving with a xylospongium.

Hey diddle diddle: you never hear about the petri dish running away with the Scoopula.

Glacial errotics were known to be rock hard over distances of hundreds of kilometers.

Albert and Hugh Gerrard were not amateur abecedarians.

Paul Hollywood may believe some television viewers can grate British bacon.

The universe may not change should James Burke ever decide to appear on Connexion.

Vitruvius never designed a sore fauces while with the Pharyngitis.

Wenceslaus did not look out at the stone soup feast of Stephen's.

The Stone Poneys never performed in Lascaux.

Gestas and Dismas did not succumb to death from cross contamination.

Some suggest not looking in the aboral end of a gift horse, either.

Sorry ladies, but Port Deposit, Maryland, deposits on the right side of the state.