Oh, what a Christmas carol "December, 1963" is not.

Shocking but true: whatever they were made of, George Washington hasn't brushed his teeth...in years!!!

Neither the walrus nor the carpenter wore spats.

A year on, the bots were not surprised.

Left-arm orthodox spin is not a protest against right-hand traffic.

Few had any clue when she jumped how Holly would land a century later.

Charlie, Ronnie, and Robert Wilson never sang about the energy difference between two allowed ranges of electron energy within a solid.

"Talking Turkeys" was not a bowling aftershow.

There are no extant aquamanilia in the shape of Arthur Curry.

Two books are better than one tête-bêche.

The lack of propionibacterium bacteria does not result in solid moly.

Sheb Wooley likely never witnessed an airborne purple pitcher plant.

Cubicles setup for the Soma Festival are not referred to as soma cubes.

Diognetus rolled 500 miles and Baeton rolled 500 more, but neither twas celebrated in song during Alexander's reign.

Some cheesemongers say its blind luck to find blind Swiss cheese.