Cough drips do not deliver 30 cough drops per millilitre.

Some residents within Clarke County, Alabama, actually do wake up and smell Coffeeville every morning. #ThemCounties

Lane Limited's papers did not include original lyrics to "Boogie Woogie Bugler Boy".

Nag a radiant anomaly on national anagram day.

Scottish scenery is not known for its crook and nanny.

One's sinuosity index does identify how much of a Sinophile they are.

No 1980s credit card imprinter boasted a nihil obstat.

NAPA auto parts should not go through any gimjang process.

Pasture land is seldom marked by cowbouys.

Boy Meets Girl never pondered those waning for a star to fall.

Omar Khayyam did not chew gum arabic while walking.

The Serer-Noon saw no sense in commemorating The Day of Two Noons in the Noon langauge.

Willard Libby never specified the eight simple rules for radiocarbon dating his teenage daughters.

Today is not the anniversary of British numismatists failing to synthesize pounds, shillings, and pence.

W.L. Taylor did not ______ the first Cloze test in 1953 after a ______ of Mad Libs.