Breaking wind doesn't play a broken Aeolian harp.

Penelope Cholmondely often wore contact lenses.

Frikadelle did not originate as fricassee prepared within a citadel.

Alexandre-Edmond Becquerel was known to glower as much as the next man.

Panacea was not the goddess of universal truths and cycles.

Ken Burns's "The American Buffalo" purposely did not touch on wings.

Palomar knots seen from #fishhooks at Palomar Observatory will not catch pisces. #DoubleLetterFun

Jumbo Dolomite is not an elephantine sculpture in Chilton County, Alabama. #ThemCounties

The concept of "skeleton on gelatin" is not best illustrated by the gashadokurotokoroten (with sauce).

Citizens of Pantai Remis were not celebrating a landslide victory 30 years ago.

Bitching ewes like bees.

Thucydides von Trapp was not an Austrian singer.

Masala film does not appear atop Masala chai.

Artists of the Song dynasty were not known for paintings of weaning gibbons during waning gibbous.

Franz Carl Müller-Lyer was not the first to know where to draw the line.