The west Vergina Sun does not always shine on mountaineers.

One can only guess how Sweden's Queen Christina would have reacted to the music of Michael Balzary.

Scots have been known to pay many a coin for owning multiple dogs.

Rupert of Hee Haw was not part of any rural purge.

Charles Howell never bribed Dante Rossetti to wear a t-shirt with the words "I Dig The Poetry of Elizabeth Siddal".

Cabbage-based sodas are not marketed as colza (or diet colza).

The root of Queen Anne's lace was not measured in carats.

Don't cha know Carole King felt the grunt under her feet in Poland.

Only rarely does a lexicographer rage about aggry appearing on a puggry.

The brown M&M mascot was disallowed from appearing at Van Halen concerts.

Synchronizing "The Dark Side of the Moon Redux" with 1985's "Return to Oz" yields more prunes and less prisms.

Yes, the eggs in a soufflé délirante are most assuredly cracked.

Few ask where Rocky Mountain oyster crackers come from.

Nikita Khrushchev did not protest shoestring budgets at the United Nations General Assembly.

Trickster spirits in in apprenticeship were not called trayners.