Sam Bartram was never the pitch man for a brand of tinned pea soup.

Have a jolly time on this, the anniversary of Sir William Ormerod's memorial service.

Even animal trackers know south paws do not appear on the left-hand path.

The Empire State Building was once famous for 485 minutes - 470 more than Andy Warhol predicted.

The coronation of King Tim III did not occur on Sedgwick Avenue.

Ira Gershwin never found inspiration from farro weighs.

Bakers seldom assemble shoofly pie from Choux pastry.

Members of the KLF did not perform wearing ancient muumuus.

Best we can hope, Lost Boy Larry did not grow up to become Leisure Suit Larry.

Mist, Oregon, was not known for its umbrous brume.

The Archies were sugar-free until 1969.

Flavius Donvaldus Belisarius was not the creator of the aura lupus.

Autochthons were not born on a vernal equinox.

One does not need speak to the manager when constructing a cairn.

Ass power is not a fifth of horsepower.