Saint Patrick did not drives snakes into a Caduceus shape.

Off-broadway theatres exist on and off Broadway.

Goody Samaritan was not anyone's wife on the road from Jerusalem to Jericho.

It does not take ten thousand dollars to participate in a salmon chase.

A random sequence of single, satisfying notes but with disastrous, unintended results is the chance melody.

Most Anglican vergers do not wind up between a roadway and sidewalk.

No clotheshorse has won the triple crown.

Sounds sheepish, I'm sure, but in Lincolnshire, most pimps are limited to five.

Our Toast and Rerun man has not found any instances of someone throwing glass beads in a stone house.

The Fisher Nut Company did not devise the Fisher protocol.

By comparison, Ecuadorian hats are not made from the wool of Panama sheep.

'Tis best not to adorn oneself with borrowed prunes.

Some say bon voyage to the Beaune voyous et harmonie.

Channel 1 in North American is not regulated to constant reruns of "Taxi".

Develéskoian mushroom are not considered holy.