Research by our Toast and Reruns man says gallop polls never favored senator Incitatus.

One pice does not yield two pisces.

The National Health Service never provided services for the Manchester Baby.

Al Jaffee did not fold-in one thousand origami cranes.

The red umbrella of the Travellers does not provide shelta from the elements.

No, ancient Greek medicine did not find black bile humorous.

Fred Astaire was not known to cleek cheeks when dancing.

Every Jack may not want his Jilly Juice.

A greenhead likely does not have a green thumb.

Ralston Purina never verified the recipe for Bleu Chex cereal.

Our Toast and Reruns man say some believe the Swiss Guard use Scotchgard.

Thirty silver-colored Reese's Pieces were never used as a contest to win an oversized Hershey's Kiss.

America offers lost souls a host of wayward prophets to follow.

Number Nine's revolution was being against wearing whistling breeches.

No Caesar uttered "pan-pan" when their pizza delivery was urgent.