Zorro never licked El Marko.

Juggling has been seen everywhere from Beni Hasan to Benihana.

Some believe, according to our Toast and Rerun Man, the spherical cow merely rolled over the moon.

Sacerdotalists never offered #saccharoidial surprises. #DoubleLetterFun

Wilco will celebrate it's demisemiseptcentennial in 2169 - likely without Jeff Tweedy.

The Laundry Project accept donations even during Lent.

Hasty pudding may make wasty pudding.

Trivia about passive acquiescence will appear eventually.

Mizaru was not an early mascot of the Columbia Broadcasting System.

Clement was not the patron of clark, or clerks, mores.

The Musicians' Desk Reference covers more than the string section.

Cubes do not have six side hustles.

Seven Hyundais do not one Hyunweek make.

The music of Swing Out Sister was never used in acne treatment commercials.

The band Reverse Lorries never recorded a version of Barrington Pheloung's theme from "Inspector Morse".