May Irvin did not kiss Rice Krispies on film in 1896.

Manneken pis has not been dressed up to show it smoking cannabris.

Mercedes Ruehl never performed in a rented King Lear.

#Toyotathon does not overlap with #Audipalooza in 2022.

Tutankhamun really walked like an Egyptian.

Tutankhamun did not originate memes with nemes.

The original "Ocean's 11" was not subtitled "The Riddle of the Sands".

"It's all turkey" is not a bowling term.

Dendrologists talk less about their fur babies than their fir babies.

Rebecca Felton had more bragging rights than David Rice Atchison.

Practicing alectromantia is never enforced at the end of a caulk gun.

Terry Farrell has never been asked about dacks while touring Australia.

Beware of priests wanting to "use their affusion" with November rain.

One of the ten blagues of Egypt was not one's ability to bench press the sphinx.

Shaving peach fuzz does not always yield peach scab.