Augustus Woodward was 2½ rings short of a three ring circus.

Chamelots in Camelot: unknown or at least undocumented.

The Lost Boys of Neverland never found the Lost Girls of Eastland Academy.

Walter Murphy never sang the story of Beethoven's Fifth disease.

Adding water to melting chocolate does not give it seizures.

Yacht rock easily beats yacht scissors.

The Nitty Gritty Dirt Band never played the Nutty Narrows Bridge.

James Henry Trotter never sang "Momotarō-san no Uta" during his journeys.

Early drafts of "Watership Down" were not titled "Warren Peace".

Go figure: the arms of the Isle of Man feature legs.

Cole's minor dotter is not the bacterial soft rot on cabbages.

Ignace-Gaston parodies include "Ducks on Mackinac" and "Adhérence Statique".

There is a steakhouse in front, too, but it receives very little promotion.

Street corn is not a foot ailment of roadkill.

People from the Tatra Mountains - or Tartrazines - do not see a special sunset yellow color at dusk. #OrangeAppreciationMonth