The 1957 Thessaloniki International Fair did not have a lagniappe frappe booth.

Orthopedic surgeons seldom cite the credo, "you can't have the hop if you don't have the hip".

Ray Wilson was the Genesis loci for only a few brief years - and one album.

Mohammed Ousfour never damned the Moroccan sun.

Soft drink aficionados are mostly aware Posca is not an ancient ancestor of Fresca.

Most finials do not have affinal relations.

Do the math: 1999 was 40 years ago.

One must have been stone crazy to think otherwise, but Londonbeat did not get girl "even by thinking about it".

Władysław Gliński did not base his chess variant on Pappus's hexagon theorem.

Earth, Wind & Fire live shows were never reviewed as 'all wet'.

Some bromatologists have quite the bromance over brunch.

Kiritimati should not be mistaken as the Island of Misfit Toys (again).

The Hawks never celebrated Band books week.

Grass of the Victory Garden was not always greener on the other side of defense.

Only the tiger shark style of comb has the sharpest orlings.