Saint Patrick's saltines are not a brand of multicolored soda crackers.

Our Toast and Reruns man says plaid camels are party camels.

Some happenings were seen before September -- but it's not like anyone wrote a song about it or anything.

All signs show a cosecant grows calescent as lengths of the hypotenuse and opposite side come together.

Never forget the one year anniversary of some bullshit pay-per-view boxing match.

Today is not National Big-Fat-Hen Day.

God Saved the King Charles Spaniel.

The Icy Hot Stuntaz never performed in the former Republic of Amrutanjan.

The scottish fold is not origami with Scotch tape.

You're not the only one sneezin' at the sun, afraid of what you'd find.

William Gibson never wrote an appreciation of flagellants called "The Miracle Whip".

Simcha Bunim did not have one hand in his pocket and the other givin' a dukhanen.

The Dutch did not forbid sourwood, or sorrel trees, in the township of Morey, New Amsterdam.

Rappinghood was not one of the woredas in Ethiopia.

Malebolgia is not responsible for Hexapawn.