Prices for the ticket back from Manchester have likely increased over the last half century.

Maneki-neko does not kill 'em by smiling.

It's not been said the Detroit Tigers play Vaseline on balls.

Early astronomers would have likely been baffled at the concept of wandering movie stars.

The Band was not all together playing at the Stardust on the Las Vegas Strip.

It ain't easy jumping down to the rooftops from any height.

Adaptions of Robert Heinlein's "Starman Jones" did not "blow minds".

Flamingos and pink monkey birds likely find beta-carotene from different sources.

Idiot love may spark the fission, so sayeth our Toast and Reruns man.

One's brain hurting for a quinquennial should be more than a surprise.

Some fall into the trap of summarizing their summerizing.

Hugh Brannum never wore a Masters green jacket.

Failing to disclose your ass does not constitute fraud on the community.

Read on this: Little Jack Horner never stuck his thumb on a PLUM keyboard.

The plate technotronics theory does not show major landforms pumping out jams.