Yes, Virginia, fraternal twins can be members of a sorority.

Tik-tok did not kill the podcast star.

Apocatastasis is not the belief Microsoft Office saves all files it ever creates.

Runcible forks are not appropriate for certain celebratory functions.

Even the shallow pool has a deeper end.

Hee Haw did not feature grain elevator music.

The Roche limit was not the number of times the Roches refused to give out their ages and phone numbers.

Furby or not Furby was not a popular shoppers' soliloquy from Christmas 1998.

Most uncial codices were undertaken with the unciform bone.

Today is not National Pick-Up-Sticks Day.

Knight rider is not an obscure castling move in chess.

Flags of Our Fathers was not a book about vexillology primogeniture.

Hanging multiple Michelin tires outside a restaurant does not entice visitors.

John Pemberton never stored secret recipes within the Dunlap coke ovens.

Poke bonnets do not appear in the Barnes and Barnes video for Fish Heads.