L. M. Boba

Thursday, April 14, 2022

"Turn around, don't drown" does not apply to neutrino flooding.

Wednesday, April 13, 2022

Wayne Coyne did not write music for the film "Chronicle of Flaming Years".

Tuesday, April 12, 2022

The feathers of Quetzalcoatl did not make him an isotoxal figure.

Monday, April 11, 2022

Some may believe Hačky pytle are as useful as an overcoat for the dead.

Sunday, April 10, 2022

Get thee to a mummery, but yule be secret, Saint Stephen said to no one.

Saturday, April 9, 2022

Ophiuchus is not native to Okefenokee.

Friday, April 8, 2022

Kan'ami never received fanretā for Noh scrubbing.

Thursday, April 7, 2022

People you've never heard of break up.

Wednesday, April 6, 2022

The lemur hand in Femur land does not demur sand, but sighs about its thighs are nigh.

Tuesday, April 5, 2022

Prospero and Caliban never drank from the Utah teapot.

Monday, April 4, 2022

Admirably, most Yukon huskies have a ball not being penalized for travelling.

Sunday, April 3, 2022

Artisanal beef jerky crafters never stepped into a Slames James.

Saturday, April 2, 2022

Thomas Gainsborough never painted anyone with epididymal hypertension.

Friday, April 1, 2022

Chiptune music was not made for playing on an octagramophone.

Thursday, March 31, 2022

Tim Horton is likely running out of time to market holes as the Queen's Timbit.

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  • Amphion and Zethus were not two lesser antipopes.
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  • In addition to Bettys and Taylors, Harrogate is also home to Jimmys and Jennys but no Clints or Barrys.
  • Tennesseans do not often refer to their 16th state as an "island of stability"
  • Holland Lop is not another name for the Dutch bowl hair cut style.
  • Betamax is to Betamin as not Vitamax is to Vitamin
  • Most people's salad days did not include a sneeze guard.
  • Few bosses ever gave their employees the adze.
  • Randle Cotgrave never published A Dictionarie of the French and English Tongues and Grooves.
  • Ancient Romans were cultured enough to not think of September as the month of sputum.

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