'Tis hard to travel in the Netherlands without seeing a glimmer of hoop.

There is not an extant sequel to the Bayeux Tapestry (i.e., Bayeux II: Ulf on a Shulf).

Al-Merrikh Stadium does not include a White Castle.

Shelters from Sinebrychoff did not propose an electric Garage opener.

Neither Abbott nor Costello were ever given a mitre, ring, or crosier.

One does not stop modern gladiatorial fights through the use of the Fender Telemachus.

Mrs. O'Leary's cow didn't start the fire. It didn't light it and whether it tried to fight it is now lost to history.

Vandal Sardinia is not a school of juvenile delinquent fish.

Kissing, Bavaria, does not reduce tooth decay.

Few refer to themselves as soit-distant.

Plenty of porphyrogenites did not precisely portray porphyria.

Throwing up hectocotyli in despair during squid games may result in one getting shot.

The Aut-O-Matic was not a popular Austrian Ronco appliance.

The original author of the Codex Palimpsestus is likely unknown.

Sadly, there is no bag alert, minor bag alert.