Burke and Hare never stole merkin hair.

Meme hipsters fear nothing but good times on Friyay the Thirteenth.

The Iowa Baseball Confederacy has yet to play in Dyersville.

The Grand Prairie Cobra is not a 7-mile roller coaster over to Six Flags.

Mr Tickle did not name his arms Knismesis and Gargalesis.

Professional flock audiophiles prefer reciting the nursey rhyme as "Maa, Maa, Black Sheep".

Be glad pharmacists do not fill proscriptions.

Stannard, Vermont, has been described as a little gorey but never a little bloody.

Kash Koolidge never shared his poker winnings with kitsch and kin.

Velch did not exactly belch Etruscan antiquities.

Fossilized remains of Polydactylys were not found in New York's Finger Lakes region.

Shaft grave accents take into account the height, length, and pitch.

No abbess cited an abscess of the pectoralis cross.

বব আজ থেকে পঞ্চাশ বছর আগে হাজির।

After 40 years, not hearing the playback could be attributed to magnetic media storage (oh-a oh-a).