Few sing lugubrious songs of luge.

Two legs akimbo, one leg akimboe.

No one sings the praises of their own personal Jesus Jones.

It is unknown whether it drove Carmen Miranda bananas to be known solely for her hats.

Kiwis, iwis; kiwikiwi brewis, not so much.

Wendell, Quello, and Bob are not the nephews of the title character in the new Disney animated adventure, Shrimp Tales.

Double-dipping does not apply to magnetic chips and the magnetic dip.

Thou of old Sarum did not add old garum to Salisbury steak.

Few kick penny floaters in penny loafers.

Mummenschanz has not made monumentenzorg status, yet.

Chinese canisters of Tang no longer feature images of goldfish crackers.

Medieval Mediterranean games of rock-paper-scissors did not include Zulfiqar.

Cicero's pet was not an autograph hound.

Frances Bergen was not celebrated in bossa nova song as 'The Girl from Ipana'.

Compilations of K-Tel rations sometimes smell better than Ken-L rations.