Britain is not celebrating fifty years without LSD.

No pontiff has yet crossed the Delaware River.

Cantoon maketh not a canteen

The opposite of farenheit is not farenwidth.

Persian sultan Sikkim did not introduce a cumbering cue before his lucky dance.

Pearl milling means baking bread from barley (Hordeum vulgare).

Bandstand Pyramid Bloopers is both the name of an cheerleading outtakes video and Dick Clark cover band.

Troll dolls actually were called damn things at one point.

Donald Mackenzie did have a Scottish pork tattoo.

Abiogenesists and Albigensians never argued about aubergines

The portrait of the Four Tetrarchs was born in the purple.

Few claim to have seen a coven of ditch witches.

Hershey's Kisses flavors never included basium, osculum, or suavium.

Few could dodge 2500 head of ram.

Few receive proper recognition for their jury-rig-duty.