No one has yet written "The Extremely Elderly Person's Guide to the Orchestra".

Harry Houdini never attempted to escape from the Ganga Sagar urn

Recipes for US Senate bean soup were never filibuster fodder.

There was no catalyst for Rome's Felis Rationarium.

Deebo ain't comin' this Friday.

Prymaat and Connie were never confused with the Cone sisters.

Icons of Saint Stephen are not featured in the "Rocky Horror Picture Show".

Some may hope it takes longer than 1,000 years for the Plastic Ono Band to decompose.

Moomins are not Moonies.

Fromagers know when to carry the wheyt.

Chain letters were difficult to send through chain mail.

Astronomers seldom celebrate the rare conjunctivitis of Jupiter and Saturn.

A day for the wuthering depths is seldom celebrated.

Alonso Quixano was not prone to cancer from chasing windmills.

No one identified which December will be magic, much less any subsequent occurrence.