Oakland was incorporated as a city on May 4, 1852 - 603 days after California was admitted to the United States.

King Kong's wife was not Donkey Queen.

Rolling out the barrel is one thing but few crates ever tag along.

The music of Missing Persons has never been used as the soundtrack in US public notification systems.

The thin-skinned pachyderm prefers to be pulchritudinous.

Moai bobbleheads are not common on Rapa Nui.

Fernandito is not the name of the ferret on coke in Argentinian cartoons.

Few would wear a Baʿal mask to a bal masqué.

Shiva's headband never covered the third eye of an armadillo.

Seas and rivers do not often show a pronounced overbight.

The Vogues never performed "Seventeen Hundred World" for the USO.

The band Solomon Grundy never toured with Edmond Enright on any day of the week.

Cha and Miah are not Irish examples of Homo ergaster.

Charles Hardin Holley never saw his name in Lubbock lights.

The theme of the Andalusia True Connection was not "Moor! Moor! Moor!"