Barbara's mandril spun gold.

The Anglican church in Wales does not add the Hundred Rolls to the miracle of the five loaves and two fish menu.

"Attractancy" is not a marketing campaign for the Rhône department of eastern France.

Hyphenation is not described as "estrambótico" in Spanish.

Buda, Texas, does not acknowledge its neighboring Pest.

Sir Magareći of Serbia did not recite the first recipe for pushmi-pullyu cheese.

CBS did not document its rural binge.

Few are incensed at the engravings of the mentha piperita plant on the strawberry sundial.

Inca was not an ancient name for the cyan Pac Man ghost.

Skaggs Psi-Omega was not a discount grocer chain.

'Euripides is Showing' was not an ancient advertisement for such performances.

Kelli Bing is not a creep, so say some Sinophiles.

Only a true Burundi emcee says it's not tricky to speak Kirundi.

No one ever nailed 97 teabags to the doors of Salada's Boston headquarters.

Lowering Cain is just not as remarkable.