Linux will not memorialize the death of Brian Eno with 'ENOBRIAN'.

Blue pitta are not bred in humus.

Edwin Abbott Abbott never wrote a cookbook featuring unleavened bread.

The Akebono scale does not include Do-Bánh-Mì-So-Ba.

No ancient Grecian phalanx ever shielded itself with aspic.

Good golly, Miss Molly liked to bowl, too, but never hit a 300 point game.

Pakistani markhorologists have time (or so they claim) to count screw-horned goats.

There was never a mutiny as to whether Banbury cake should contain leavening agents.

Patsy Cline did not record "I Spring to Pieces" as a way to promote Daylight Saving time.

You can go, then, until finding one who dares to eat a pleach.

The Halászbástya does not come in pocket-size verson.

Television's 'The Fall Guy' debuted in the fall...but fell in the spring.

Walt Disney seldom drew Mickey's moue.

Few people enjoy being in the pocket until they are out of pocket.

Milk crates make miserable May Baskets.