The number of fantastic voyages starting from Lakeside Park are unknown.

Ebenezer Scrooge was never visited by the Spirit of Radio.

JASON was not the first mascot of 7-11.

The space invaded by today's Huckleberry Finn was never documented.

Flerovium and Yttrium are not nocturnal, or 'by-night', elements.

'Küchenkabarett' is not a lost Kraftwerk album.

That wedding at Cana was not a publicity stunt for Christ's saké.

Aural steins do not recite German when holding the stoneware mug to your ear.

The Deep State is as deep as the Wide State is wide.

There are few fantastic Triassic thalassic fossils.

Novichok is not a known nerve agent.

Most Egyptian citizens did good deeds as not to wear out the welcome ma'at.

"Fears From Tears" is not a Primal Scream cover band.

'Tis best not to blow one's nose on any synovial tissues.

A Bob Johnson dies every day.