The addendum was excised from Abraham Groves's 'All in The Day's Work'.

Notation on French polishing differs from reverse Polish notation.

Diameter-Chthonic were not ancient Grecian crop-circles.

Sudanese football fans in Ad-Damir never boast about River Nile Fever

Michael Drayton's 'Poly-Oblivion' is a topographical poem regarding ash heaps of history.

Mélanie and Monica Roquette were not twin founders of Laboratoire de recherches balistiques et aérodynamiques.

There's great ballyhoo in the smackeroo of a kangaroo.

Kent sheep reproductive habits are not collectively referred to as "Milt Romney".

Ancient Romans did not practice ikebana when arranging seeds for grinding on cone mills.

The libretto for 'Joseph McCarthy and the Amazing Monochromatic Scapegoat' was never well-read.

The corpse of Nicolas Appert never crossed the uncanny valley.

ASCAP does not publish music from punk band the Ass Hats.

No one absconded to Abscon with the Acousmonium.

Daddy sang bass, but never perch or trout.

Mr. Holland's opus isodomum was not made of straw.