No group of ptarmigans ever had any number of effective habits.

Rescinderella does not involve repealing little glass slippers.

Few celebrate the shrewing of Thame, Oxfordshire.

The Kipper Kids did not preserve themselves in salt.

Black Leaf was not a pirate known to have conquered the Grape Isles.

John Greenwood was not George Washington's tooth fairy.

Libya's majora is not its head of state.

The Old Queen's Head was not the water closet aboard the QE2.

Philadelphia sole is not best served with Philly string cheese arrangements.

Indian shag is not known for cutting a rug.

Dadahol is not a combination of dadaism and Andy Warhol pop art.

Leonhard Euler did not have a toilet function.

Clara Barton was not known for wrapping people in badinage.

Cebolla, Minnesota, is not at the head of Onion River.

Watching Brandy does not cause the most severe hangover.