Kardaki Temple is considered the only Greek temple never to freeze.

The Kobayashi ice cream shake has more toppings per capita than most pizzas.

Clowns with dacryops were not considered by the Miracles.

The Old Man of the Mountain never reclined near Carefree, Arizona.

Led Zeppelin is not known for its dirigible dirges.

The remains of Portus were not found on the starboard side of Fiumicino.

The Chelyabinsk Minus Cube was not colored red and yellow.

Doubtful Sound may cause unease and confusion in Fnordland, New Zealand.

It was often difficult for Christian Doppler to sneak up on friends.

Henry Whelpton did not appear in 'Ashes to Ashes', itself filmed at Pett Sematary.

The Battle of Pueblo was not fought when the Consumer Information Catalog ended publication.

Removing fish fillets does not yield fish chamfers.

The last hand of Wiener Scharwenzel was played in the 19th Century.

Recipes for Malaysian rejams are not muddied with pectin.

No May Day basket was ever inscribed with 'venez m'aider'.