The Battle of Kettle Creek was not fought over the kettle of Battle Creek.

Saint Valentine mascara was not applied to the judge's blind daughter.

Emil Brach's conversation hearts are known for their brachylogy.

RuBisCO is not the Russian Federation equivalent to the National Biscuit Company.

Few Galapagos penguins find aurora australis polarizing.

Arthur Orton never claimed a tick-borne disease.

Peruvian photographers presented the Chamicuro in chiaroscuro.

The topal folk dance is not best-performed by totipalmates.

No one knows all the memoriter aspects of meteoroid measurements.

Older episodes of The Woodwright's Shop contain all ten of Roy Underhill's fingers.

Mingmu is the lost art of mordant dyeing without regret.

No one came running as fast as they can because no was that crazy about the Loschbour man.

Catherine Deneuve never used an umbrella at Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg.

Groundhogs don't "do" Hoodie-Hoo Day.

The Polish/Lithuanian/Teutonic War did not commence because of a piece of thorn.