Ernest P. Worrell was not a character in "Varney the Vampire".

Silly string theory tests the validty of Los Angeles Municipal Code section 56.02.

Residents of Parrott, Georgia, prefer not to be known as psittacinists.

Soul coughing is not a result of too much soul cake eating.

Chemical chaperones do not prevent bonds forming on molecular dates.

The tour of St. Martin's cloak did not give rise to the cappellanu chador.

There is no Egyptian Book of the Dead Kennedys.

Amedeo Avogadro did not constantly play whac-a-mole.

One of Hephaestus's symbols was not baking soda.

Super Mario never appeared in the "Love Hotel" series of games.

The Empire State Building gets struck by lightning bugs more than 20 times a year

Tigger sharks do not bounce in the womb.

One should be mindful of bell-ringers for the Salvation Navy.

Of all people, Ludwig Jacobson had the nerve to never play his organ.

Holism is not the scholarly interpretation of Courtney Love lyrics.