No pregnancy ever endured 24 Hours of Lamaze on the Strait of Mulsanne.

Snow White never dealt with the seven elves of Wall Street Week.

The pluralis majestatis does not announce regalis urophagia.

The probability that John Venn was issued an Interbank Card is low.

Achilles' heel of bread was not used on his foot-long sandwich.

Akashi Kaikyō Bridge does not promote itself as the suspension bridge of disbelief.

Lucius Licinius Lucullus likened lip lapping to licking in "Lapsus Linguae".

Jacobs's method to count is not used by people on Jacob's ladder.

Paracelsus did not believe salamanders tainted the curds of Swiss elemental cheese.

Berthold V, Duke of Zähringen is not responsible for the third degree of Bern.

Katrina and the Waves did not descend from Canute and the Waves.

Caorach Ó Fíniúna is the not a mythological Hibernian sheepherder.

Orville Redenbacher was never referred to as the corn poppy pappy.

One may be gobsmacked for making a huge mistake.

Fainting as a feint is quaint - and sometimes effective.