Domenico Leccisi never spent a weekend at Bernie's.

No Burundi emcee has called the Livingstone–Stanley Monument the "king of rock".

Memorial Day was never referred to as Uniform Monday Holiday.

Whether Steve Winwood ever traveled safely across Hope Memorial Bridge is uncertain.

The silent film version of Frank Capra's "Mr. Deeds Goes to Town" was called "Acta Non Verba".

Mount Caramel never burnt in Candy Land.

Juice Newton never mulled over singing the theme to 'Newton's Apple'.

Bodhisattvas bear little interest in generating botifarra.

The Saucisson Sack did not win the Salt War.

Del Amitri's 'Not Where It's At' and Beck's 'Where It's At' cancel each other out.

One who delivers a baby is not yet known professionally as "the overtaker".

The provisions of Oxford came long after the university was founded.

Extensive footnotes overflowing from Tottel's Missel did not yeild Tottel's Miscellany.

A muffuletta sandwich with feta is not referred to as "molfetta".

Carlo Innocenzo Carlone was stuck in Lodi only for frescos.