The auroch was not the golden child of Israelite idolatry.

Copes were not said to be a no-show for the Saint Valentine's Day Mascara Snakes.

Troika dancers are seldom accompanied by shofar, sabar, and guitar.

Anhedonia is not mistaken for happiness or only part-time bliss.

William Jackson Palmer did not refer to his castle as the 'mother nest' Colorado Springs.

Verbose descriptions of Via Crucis are not written by cruciverbalists.

The messy child of a mesonychid was probably referred to as a cub.

Seldom is 'Bis!' shouted as an encore at a bris.

Ancient board game boxes did not feature the warning 'memento perit'.

The deontology of dentalogy prompts 'may the floss be with you, always'.

Off-Off-Off-Broadway theatres are truly off-off-off the beaten path.

The figures on the cover of 'The Division Bell' are not named Facto and Ipso.

Seventeenth-century sneezing was not referred to as 'rhinorgasm' for very long, if at all.

It is said that bacon-wrapped-shrimp, or seahogs, will at some point get their own day of celebration.

The 2018 Winter Olympics did not consider 'Everybody Pyeongchang Tonight' as a theme song.