If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it may also be anserine.

Charles Douglass did not homebrew abderian canned laughter.

To date, no ruler has abdicated due to being abacinated.

Equino-machiaphobia was prominent in 'The Race of the Age' as fear of Man o' War.

The four canonical gospels are not referred to as 'Life of Chi'.

Frank Hadow never played tennis in Lobbes, Belgium.

Dagger, Arizona, usually appears in footnotes with an asterisk.

Thin, whispy stuffing is not referred to as 'the straw in the turkey'.

In 2005, Post Cereals did not introduce sugar-free Alpha-Bits cereal made of spelt.

When life gives one lemons, never go as far as making lemon moringue pie.

Stained tessera in Ávila has been used for mosaics.

Hindu wandering ghosts that carry ready-to-wear items are not referred to as preta porters.

Grammis is to Grammy as Haggis is not to Haggy.

Candid Camera began as a radio show. Let that set in.

To date, no one has dropped the ball dropping the ball in Times Square.