Gorse, Furze and Whin do not promote Rice Krispies in Iberia.

Bass wave at 32 feet, perch fewer.

It was not a crime for the Reims Bible not to rhyme.

One is never successful at pinball in the tower of Pisa.

Signor Obiter Dictum was not the first cheesemaker to ‘buy the whey’ for rennet.

Tonsuritis was abandoned by papal order as recent as the 1970s.

Invisible ink hides the most blank verse.

Pope Innocent IV never canonised Short, Sharp, and Shock.

Infighting between chocolate-covered peanut butter candies demanded the creation of a justice of the reese’s peace.

Broken wigs, even when flipped as high as possible, were never used to help anyone fly again.

No one ever bought pink slime (in the ice machine) at a food lion.

Peddling witches have never been on trial.

Tanzania does not celebrate September’s first Friday by recitations of Animotion’s ‘I Engineer’.

When the original Roman month mensis September was altered it became known as the deviated septem.

John Marshall’s surpreme court was never thought of as paludal.