Medico types decried the use of the term “Ante Authorization” as too much Latin in the workplace, finally settling on “prior authorization” as the preferred term.

Zimmer frames seldom showcase German rheumatologists.

Girolamo Savonarola was not a confluence of conflagration and flagellation.

Star Trek combadges did not inspire fidget spinners - or vice versa.

No magical girdles are being sold on Amazon Prime Day.

Denying the existence of the ancient Roc bird of prey is a form of modus talons.

Citing triskaidekaphobia, Samuel Webber sought to be the 12Ath president of Harvard.

Saint Marcellus the Centurion was lamented in song with the lines, ‘Oh My Darling, Tangerine’.

The first Veterans of Roxanne Wars (VRW) Hall was built as a Wax Shack.

Crave Rider does not answer to the name Alderton Pibb.

Few have ever filled anything to the brim with vim.

August Vandekerkhove started cosmosofie but not suzerainty.

The Wadai Empire did not give birth to the Watusi Rodeo.

Best we can tell, old McDonald did not prefer being referred to as the “farm McDaddy”

One cannot slurry love.