The Bangladesh Bengal dash of Bogra barely begins in Boishakh.

The young, grey mare is is exactly what it always has been.

Little strokes seldom fell little acorns.

There is no bank of Genoa salami.

Gumby never rode Pokey because of van der Waals force and because he had class.

Carrie Oakie is not second-cousin to Annie Oakie.

Hernán Cortés did not introduce Neapolitan ice cream to Europe.

The Machina Electrica never made it on Star Search.

In Wales, ten galons hats are seldom worn on the wearer’s sleeve.

A true Mannequin Challenge would be involving Kim Cattrall in a follow-up to ‘On the Move’.

Just because one has not heard of it does not mean one should get his or her mesentery pierced.

Most would be thankful knowing there is a not Community Chest the Rapper, yet.

The Zimmers actively refused to perform Bob Seger’s ‘Old Time Rock and Roll’ or anything made popular by Jr. Walker & the All Stars.

Impress friends with the fact that hyperemesis appears before hyperphagia only in dictionaries.

In ancient Roman religion and myth, Janus was many things but never trifarious.