In France the word that best described the liturgical season Lent is slow.

A minute study of the ‘Dance of the Hours’ revealed a stounding revolution.

Sad but true: Duncan Hines never sat on a Duncan Phyfe to eat Dunkin’ Donuts.

In all reality, turning down freedom rock was never truly an option.

The Otitis Media Company had its ear to the ground in producing the Cochlea Valley Music and Arts Festival.

Murmurs of the Lorelei have stumbled even the most Rhine-stoned viehzüchters.

It’s just as bad to drop two nickels.

The Stroh’s language is not spoken in Outer Mongolia.

Jiminy Cricket is not cruising toward the presidency, stupid.

Future generations will believe polar bears became extinct from consuming too much Coca-Cola.

Hereditary peer-to-peer file sharing is a barren trade where nobles duke it out for dossiers.

Phrygians never capped themselves with a feather, much less called it macaroni you dunce.

First drafts of Giovanni Boccaccio’s ‘The Decameron’ did not 'go up to eleven’.

At least a green philatelist knows to not collect green stamps.

No one ever bothered dialing the 70th star.